The Great Inbox Clearance: Let’s Make The Ropes Laugh
Okay, stop me if you’ve heard this one:
A guy went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee, then I’m a wigwam, then I’m a teepee, and then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replied, “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”
Um . . . alright. How about this one:
One grape lived for lying around in the sun. It was his “raisin d’etre.”
Don’t speak French, eh? Okay okay, give me another shot. Here’s goes:
Where do pigs park their cars?
. . .
. . .
. . .
In porking lots.
Aw c’mon, it wasn’t that bad. Give me one more shot. One more shot – I promise ya, this one’s gonna leave you howling:
A Jewish missionary went to Africa to educate a tribe of pygmies called Trids. After a few weeks, during the first full moon, the Rabbi noticed the Trids getting nervous. Then all of a sudden, a giant gorilla came out of the jungle and started kicking the Trids up in the trees. The Rabbi confronted the gorilla and said, “Pick on someone your own size!” The gorilla replied, “Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!”
WHY WON’T YOU SMILE??!!
FOR GOD’S SAKE, PLEASE JUST . . . PLEASE!!
One smile – that’s all I ask of ya. Just give an’ old jokester that and I’ll be happy.
Goddammit.
The Ropes released a free, 3-song EP earlier this month. Here are the tracks for your downloading pleasure:
1) Love Is A Chain Store
2) Civil Lanterns
3) A Lot You Can Learn In A Room
You can also get all three songs as a zip file.
There are plenty more free goodies at their website. And more songs can be heard at their Myspace page, which is where all the pictures for this post were “borrowed” from. And just for the heck of it:
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